one of those long days you have when you're a student with nothing better to do, me and my flatmate decided to get pissed. we didn't fancy wine so we got big £2.99 3 litre bottles of strongbow instead. we drank one each, got pissed and got that kind of yellow-bearded-westcountry-hippy-melancholy you get when you drink cider.
the next day we both needed poops and my flatmate found his ass was bleeding. it wouldn't stop. he had to go to the doctor and phone his mum who informed him that cider does make your ass bleed, especially if you drink lots of it.
my fate? i just got piles.
No comments:
Post a Comment